Then it was the nasty attack, led by the right-wing media, against the south London couple who reported to the police (and subsequently The Guardian), a noisy row between Mr Johnson and his current girlfriend Carrie Symonds involving screaming, shouting, the sound of glasses or plates being..…

OK, you might have to reach them New York or London, or in South of France this time of year, and, go ahead, ask them about the horrors they've been suffering on account of our catastrophic blunders... ..…